耐性有限

自從兩個多禮拜看了[V for Vendetta]以後，就一直很想試試看V怪客做給Natalie Portman的早餐～今天終於心血來潮google一下，發現原來這個早餐引發廣大影迷+烹飪迷的討論，以下是兩份不錯的參考食譜：
http://www.yumsugar.com/TV-Dinners-V-Vendetta---Egg-Basket-102067
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080510103906AAblYkK

星期五晚上還在商量到底要不要衝大溪，雖然習慣宅在家的我不是很有動力，但在OL陳宜皮的熱情邀約下決定來共襄盛舉。
結果晚上睡覺時還像颱風一樣狂風暴雨，我睡得好不安穩，卻也有點擔心隔天天氣。
 
週六我為了早上的臉部按摩+泡咖啡+慢慢喝咖啡+化妝，起了個大早。本來說好週六早上九點陳宜皮在她家附近的車站等中壢客運，我也去景安站等，她上車後快到景安站會打給我，結果才9:56左右就接到陳宜皮電話說已經上車了，大驚失色的我趕快衝下樓，一路狂奔到景安站，而且景安站前雖然一大堆車牌，我卻從沒注意到中壢客運都在哪載客。跑著跑著突然看到跑馬燈上顯示"9001中壢客運"的巴士，還有一大堆人在排隊，我安心不少，不過沒想到位子所剩不多，很多人都被司機擋著上不了車…總之陳宜皮已經坐在這台車了所以我說什麼也要搭上去…總之歷經一場大混亂後我終於坐到陳宜皮身邊，客運也很快就駛上北二高。

其實這一篇我是想講關於講電話與傳簡訊的事。
In fact, I want to talk about talking on the phone and texting.
 

* Due to overwhelming amount of wrap-up work to do and finals to prepare and anxiety and pressure to deal with, it took me more than two weeks to finish this day, very atypical of me.
 
這天早上很興奮，因為終於要離開了。我去隔壁網咖買了咖啡，Dustin做了營養早餐給我。
I was very excited this morning because we were finally leaving. I went to the cafe internet for a cup of coffee. Dustin made me nutritious breakfast.

今天起床以後滿心歡喜地打開冰箱，結果錯愕地發現昨天預留給自己的早餐整盒不見了！ 然後短暫的錯愕馬上變成憤怒，很想知道到底是哪個無恥的混帳吃了我的早餐，壞了我的省錢大作戰？  我甚至在公共用地的垃圾桶尋找保麗龍餐盒的屍體，還跑去櫃台問Daniel有沒看到誰吃掉一盒enchiladas…不過兇嫌至今依然下落不明。
After getting up, I happily opened the fridge but unexpectedly found that my leftover was gone! And then my shockedness was soon replaced by anger. I really wanted to find out which shameless bastard stole my food and ruined my money-saving plan. I even checked trash cans in common area and looked for the styrofoam box's corpse and asked Daniel at the front desk if he had seen anyone eating a box of enchiladas... However, the truth remains undisclosed until today.

今天早上又被便意叫醒。早餐突然很想吃鬆餅，所以跑去Mango餐廳點了早餐特餐，35 pesos包兩塊鬆餅（旁邊還加了非常好吃新鮮的木瓜）、咖啡、柳橙汁。
This morning I was awakened by my soon-to-be-flushed baby again. Suddenly I had a craving for pancake, so I ordered the special desayuno at Mango restaurant, 35 pesos for two pancakes (with fresh and delicious papaya on the side), coffee, and orange juice.

Dustin叫了淋綠蕃茄醬的蛋套餐，醬汁做得不錯，不過他宿醉太嚴重胃還接受不了這麼重口味的食物。

今天起床後我們還在為昨晚目睹母海龜產卵的經驗感到興奮，不過昨晚被蚊子吵所以沒怎麼睡好，而且還沒睡飽就因為便意跑去廁所了，住在Zicatela這幾天每天都水瀉，每天都被便意叫醒，真是原本過了幾十年便秘人生的我做夢也想不到的事（在美國的日子比台灣好很多），當下覺得墨西哥果然是我第二個家。
After getting up, we were still psyched about what we had experienced last night. I didn't get a good sleep because I was bugged by mosquitos, and I woke up before I had enough sleep because I needed to poop (how weird). During our stay in Zicatela, I pooped watery stuff everyday and was awakened by my poop every morning. It was something that I'd never dreamed of after decades of constipation life (well, the situation is better in the US than in Taiwan), so I couldn't help but think that Mexico was, as expected, my second home.
 
早上去Mango餐廳吃了很健康的超大盤沙拉，只要35 pesos。吃得撐死了。

今天我們兩個都睡得很晚，十點左右才醒（可見我們一路上都多早起），要不是Dustin起來我大概還可以繼續睡，但要不是尿濕褲子Dustin恐怕也不會起來…沒錯，醒來之前Dustin一直夢到自己到處找廁所，最後終於找到廁所並尿出來，霎時感到兩腿之間的熱度，馬上醒來跑去廁所。真高興我們有兩張床…
We both didn't get up until pretty late, around 10 (so you know we had been early risers). Had not Dustin got up, I would have kept sleeping. But had not he wet his pants, he probably would have kept sleeping and dreaming too... That's right. Before waking up, Dustin was dreaming about finding bathrooms all the time, and he finally found one, and that was when he felt the warm liquid trickling between his thighs. So he got up and rushed to the toilet. I was so glad we had two beds...
 
我們沖了澡（天氣太熱沖澡再出門可以幫忙降低體溫一陣子），出門吃早餐，Dustin說他昨晚跟Anthony約了11點去他們的海邊渡假別墅見面，現在我們可以快快走去赴約，也可以先吃早餐再慢慢晃過去，反正已經是遲了。我們當然選擇先吃早餐，於是走到昨天晚餐考慮的其中一間餐廳，Dustin點的早餐有蛋、有豆泥、有tortilla chips跟乳酪，但他並不滿意。

這天在紫色宮殿的高級藍色牢房起床後，對於退房感到開心不已，因為廁所的狀況實在要把我逼瘋了…昨晚睡前去女廁尿尿，卻發現沖水又有問題（在基礎設施不好的墨西哥這問題很常見，基本上馬桶常常沒有座墊那一層，非常考驗大腿肌力，沖水水壓也常常過低，如果使用者沒有良心就會變成滿桶糞尿的狀態），馬桶裡有幾片屎，所以我直接跑去使用男廁。隔天起床要排尿竟發現女廁的屎更多了…
Waking up in our luxurious blue cell in this purple palace, I was very glad that we were going to check out soon, because the situation of the toilet was driving me crazy... Before going to bed last night, I went to pee in girl's room but found the flush didn't work (It's a common problem in Mexico where the infrastructure is still behind. It's often to see toilets without seats, a big test for your thigh muscle strength, and problems with the flush, so the sight of a toilet full of shit and urine is natural if users don't have any conscience.), and there were several pieces of shit in the toilet, so I went to use the guy's toilet. This morning when I wanted to deflate my bladder, I found more pieces of shit in lady's toilet...
 
一大早先去找Tim跟Gaby問開往海邊城鎮小巴的資訊，Tim翻了報紙上的分類廣告，抄給我們一些資料，Gaby跑去翻出他們的收據給我們看，我們問了方向以後就告辭了。

**從第二天行程起新增了很多影片。
**many newly-uploaded videos from the second day
 
在這間令我們相當滿意的hostal起床後（畢竟12床的混合房只有我們兩個睡實在很舒坦），我又完成了早晨大事，可喜可賀，不過壞消息是月經來了。我沿著狹窄的螺旋梯爬上天台看看早晨的街景。